Max: “First of all, what does she know about pretty? The woman has dreadlocks. Her head looks like the stuff you empty out of a vacuum cleaner bag.” (2 Broke Girls - And the Pretty Problem)
Max: “Hold up, he’s hoarding another hoarder in here? Awesome!” (2 Broke Girls - And Hoarder Culture)
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Max: “I never thought waking up in bed with another woman with frosting on my boobs would be this depressing.” (2 Broke Girls - And the Really Pretty Cash)
Max: “Whoa! Slow down, Speedracer.”
Caroline: “I know, I can’t stop talking, what was in the stuff you gave me? ”
Max: “I don’t know, the ingredients were in Spanish.”
Caroline: “Well, my corazon is speeding muy rapido!” (2 Broke Girls - And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving)
Max: “Christmas comes but once a year, and I think it just did.” (2 Broke Girls - And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving)
Max: “Maybe we should ask your doorman, insert generic Irish name here, to come help.”
Caroline: “I know their names: day James, night James, and black James.” (2 Broke Girls - And the Reality Check)
Caroline: “I thought you weren’t into pets?”
Max: “I’m not! It’s a kitten ringing a doorbell! He was trying to get in, like people.” (2 Broke Girls - And the Reality Check)
Caroline: “Why are we throwing fire at an oven? Is this a poor people game?” (2 Broke Girls - And the Pop-Up Sale)
